Christina masterson toxic shark

Jim Morazzini

“This karma is going to come back and bite us on the ass” says one of the characters in the prologue to Toxic Shark.

Well, karma must be a badly rendered CGI shark because you know what happens next. And that pretty much sets the tone for the rest of the film.

Reese (Eric Etebari, Never Leave Alive) runs a singles resort in Puerto Rico.

Christina masterson toxic shark

He’s got problems. The water smells bad, the fish have disappeared, and people are getting sick after vacations there. Worst of all, his cook went fishing and hasn’t come back, just as a new batch of guests has arrived. Guests that include Eden (Kabby Borders, The Dirt, The Tutor) and, coincidentally, her ex-boyfriend, Sam (Bryce Durfee, Crabs!, A Man for Every Month).

Both chose the same resort to get over each other.

Then there’s Zane (Sean Samuels, Welcome to Chippendales, Attack In LA), the film’s token black bro. Gabby (Cristina Jayo) who gets injured by something in the water and becomes a zombi